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Adopted from kolchaksghost In a moment of utter stupidity Ron, releases Imhotep from his eternal grave, will Harry with the help of a new mentor save everyone... and perhaps himself. Replacement for Prisoner of Askaban, Seventy years after The Mummy Returns. Harry/Multi NOT SLASH
Published August 08, 2012
- Updated August 08, 2012
- Humor/Parody/Crossover
- R
- 4167 words
- Ardeth, Bay, Ardeth Bay, Imhotep, Curse, Mentor, Medjai, Harry, Harry Potter, Harry James Potter
Eleven year old Harry's heading to Hogwarts and his mouth's shut. Since it makes his life simpler with the Dursleys, at his old school and everywhere else, why not be a mute wizard? A little solidarity can go a long way even when no one else understands why. Second-person, a little snarky and unashamedly influenced by jbern's work.
Published January 06, 2012
- Updated January 06, 2012
- Humor/Parody/Alternate
- PG-13
- 6803 words
- Harry, Alternate
Ever wondered exactly when the Dark Lord's birthday is? So did Bellatrix. Other Death Eater related Drabbles to be added. Warnings - giggles.
Published August 08, 2011
- Updated September 18, 2011
- Humor/Parody/Other
- PG-13
- 900 words
- Voldemort, Oneshot, Drabble, Death Eaters
A challenge issued by my best friend Gertrude - Snape in a pink dress, and the Dark Mark with a lightening bolt on it. This is the resultant crackfic, written in an hour and a half. Warnings - Extreme AU, Giggling.
Published August 08, 2011
- Updated August 08, 2011
- Humor/Parody/Other
- R
- 1514 words
- Snape, Voldemort, Crackfic, Crossdressing
Sirius Black is back from Azkaban and spiffing up the Grimmauld Place for the Order. But what happens when him and his best mate, Remus Lupin, don't agree on the curtains? Oneshot No Pairings
Published March 01, 2011
- Updated March 01, 2011
- Humor/Parody/Other
- G
- 921 words
- Oneshot OneShot Cute Friends SiriusBlack RemusLupin Orange
Harry, Ron, and Hermione have an...interesting...conversation one night including dancing unicorns, Snape's awesome new look, and evil snowman dudes. A parody story with little or no point.
Published January 31, 2011
- Updated January 31, 2011
- Humor/Parody/Other
- PG-13
- 2156 words
- Harry, Hermione, Ron, Humor, Parody, Evil Snowmen
The premise: 'A confused Ron finds Hermione's Dildo' My first ever challenge response, from the Thank God You're Here thread. Just a little crack!fic oneshot. Reasonably good response for it on there, so please enjoy.
Published January 14, 2011
- Updated January 14, 2011
- Humor/Parody/Other
- PG-13
- 1306 words
- Challenge, Oneshot, Dildo, Ron, Hermione, Harry, Crack, Hogwarts Express, Malfoy, Hagrid, Comedy
Harry has a little "accident" with a easily-swallowed Time-Turner. Yes, an "accident".
Published December 05, 2008
- Updated December 30, 2010
- Humor/Parody/Timetravel
- R
- 10255 words
- Harry Potter, Time Turner, Foobar
HP/La Blue Girl crossover. How do you avoid Oedipus and Age of Consent issues whilst raising a boy whose demonic heritage requires him to feed on sexual energy? If you're Lily Potter, you call on your best friend Emmeline Vance to become a special kind of "wet nurse."
Published April 09, 2009
- Updated June 25, 2010
- Humor/Parody/Alternate
- NC-17
- 85050 words
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An occasional series of one-shots exploring how Slytherin!Harry would have handled key moments in the books. Non-liner fic, so events will appear out of order.
Published March 22, 2008
- Updated January 23, 2010
- Humor/Parody/Alternate House
- R
- 45263 words
- Slytherin, Harry, WWSHD
One evening, Harry's in a bit of a tight spot, so he travels over to
the Hog's Head for a drink. What he gets is advice about sex in the wizarding
world from none other than Nymphadora Tonks. Slightly AU, rated for mature content.
Published November 02, 2009
- Updated November 02, 2009
- Humor/Parody/Other
- R
- 4187 words
- Humor, Tonks, Alcohol
Cormac McLaggen explains some fundamental truths to Harry. Mild Bromance. Harry/Romilda
Published October 28, 2009
- Updated October 28, 2009
- Humor/Parody/Independent
- NC-17
- 11056 words
- Cormac McLaggen, Romilda Vane, Azkabait
Inspired by a plot bunny of nonjon's. At the end of Harry's long life, he and Ginny say their final goodbyes. Her ghost fades into memory, her purpose accomplished, as Harry draws his final breath and prepares to meet her in the afterlife. Then something unexpected happens.
Published June 06, 2009
- Updated June 06, 2009
- Humor/Parody/Timetravel
- PG
- 4151 words
- Harry, Ginny, Chuck Norris, Awesome, Super Super Harry
ONESHOT. Post-HBP Humor fic. Harry and Company find a novel way to take down the Dark Lord. Bizarre hilarity ensues. Harry/Luna
Published June 02, 2009
- Updated June 02, 2009
- Humor/Parody/Dark Arts
- R
- 4638 words
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Sirius behaved sensibly after Halloween 1981 and has raised Harry in true Marauder tradition, unleashing him upon Hogwarts. Harry shall amaze us all.
Published February 11, 2009
- Updated May 21, 2009
- Humor/Parody/Other
- PG-13
- 7388 words
- Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Marauder Harry, Potter, Misery of Severus Snape
How will hundreds of minds be able to work togeather in one body?...a little pplot bunny of mind that just wouldnt leave me alone!
Published December 15, 2008
- Updated December 15, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Other
- PG
- 467 words
- Harry Potter, Granger, Hermione, Voldemort, Startrek
After killing the Dursleys, Harry Potter is thrown into Azkaban. Years later, when the magical community needs him the most, they free him. Only they didn't get what they expected.
Published November 03, 2008
- Updated November 03, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Alternate
- R
- 15764 words
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Harry has a job as a detective, and he also plays Pro Quidditch on the side. The war has turned him into an alcoholic with a short temper. He discovers that he will have to put his personal problems aside, and once again save the world from idiots.
Published September 28, 2008
- Updated October 06, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Anti-Hero
- R
- 24747 words
- Detective, Quidditch, Alcoholic
COMPLETE. OneShot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Published October 01, 2008
- Updated October 01, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Independent
- R
- 6023 words
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COMPLETE. OneShot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Published October 01, 2008
- Updated October 01, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Independent
- R
- 6896 words
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COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Published October 01, 2008
- Updated October 01, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Independent
- R
- 7049 words
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The election is around the corner, so it is only a matter of time until Harry Potter will ascend to the magical premiership. The youngest minister ever, the shining light of our people, but in so many ways a complete enigma. Where does he come from, what makes him tick and what really happened during the tri-wizard-tournament? Join Rita Skeeter, in her series “Anatomy of a Leaderâ€, one writer’s attempt to retrace the trail Harry Potter blazed through the world ever since that fateful night.
Published July 31, 2008
- Updated August 06, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Alternate
- PG
- 9845 words
- Biography, Shortbus, Special
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry,
Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on
everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened.
WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Published July 17, 2008
- Updated July 17, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Other
- R
- 11144 words
- Penis
What if Harry WAS a Slytherin what if his parents where alive, and if Harry was made Voldemort’s heir, well in this story you’ll find out how Harry struggles, succeeds, and is sometimes hurt as Slythren’s heir.
Published July 08, 2008
- Updated July 08, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Alternate House
- PG-13
- 3341 words
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Hermione and the other new female prefects learn that they were selected for more than just their smarts by a secret Coven of Prefects. A weird and wild Hermione-centric story that may or may not include multiple lovers and voyeuristic ghosts getting off on group sex within the Room of Requirement. Does femmeslash or femmeslash within the context of a Harry/Harem fic count as slash? I don't think so, but if you do, then you've been warned that this story will contain explicit Hr/Padma, at a minimum.
Published June 09, 2008
- Updated June 24, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Independent
- NC-17
- 16780 words
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