nonjon's Author Profile
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Joined: April 08, 2008 at 12:43:11 PM
Last visit: on September 30, 2008 at 10:12 pm
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Homepage: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/nonjon/
I am so incredibly studly that prostitutes pay money to sleep with me.
I am the anti-John. I AM THE NONJON!
(No, that's not really where my name comes from.)
I am the anti-John. I AM THE NONJON!
(No, that's not really where my name comes from.)
COMPLETE. OneShot. DA Mission #1: Harry and the DA decide it's time to be a little more proactive in the war on the Dark Lord. Chief Counter Intelligence Officer Lovegood initiates her first mission: Operation Death is Your Friend.
Published September 30, 2008
- Updated September 30, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Independent
- R
- Oneshot
- 6,023 words
- 1 chapter - Tags
- Post-OoTP
COMPLETE. OneShot. DA Mission #2: Post Agent Toots. The DA have to act and pick up on the Junior DA's, a.k.a. the Order's, slack. Research Director Chairman Granger plans and directs the mission: Operation Tolerance or Else.
Published September 30, 2008
- Updated September 30, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Independent
- R
- Oneshot
- 6,896 words
- 1 chapter - Tags
- Post-OoTP
COMPLETE. One-Shot. DA Mission #3: The Daily Prophet has been furthering Voldemort's agenda. It's time for the DA to do something about that. Senior Secretary of Veracity Lisa Turpin gets the call in Operation Roto-Reuters.
Published September 30, 2008
- Updated September 30, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Independent
- R
- Oneshot
- 7,049 words
- 1 chapter - Tags
- Post-OoTP
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry,
Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on
everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened.
WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Published July 16, 2008
- Updated July 16, 2008
- Humor/Parody/Other
- R
- Oneshot
- 11,144 words
- 1 chapter - Tags
- Post-GoF
COMPLETE. One-Shot. Harry has been doing all he can to counter Voldemort for over a decade. He's been fighting so long, he sometimes forgets there's more to the world. A sudden secret meeting with the President of the United States will open his eyes. This is a lot of politics with a dash of sci-fi.
Published June 05, 2008
- Updated June 05, 2008
- Drama/Other
- PG-13
- Oneshot
- 4,749 words
- 1 chapter - Tags
- Other Setting